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Mixtape: Woodward

Organ-ized noise for the return of summer and society.

Jun 25, 2021

Mixtape: Woodward

Jun 25, 2021

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Clipping Silver

What is Arcturus? (Other Than The New COVID-19 Subvariant XBB.1.16)

The naming of the flu.

Jun 2, 2023

What is Arcturus? (Other Than The New COVID-19 Subvariant XBB.1.16)

Jun 2, 2023

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Clipping Silver

The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA

And the uncommon sense of their revolutionary new ad campaign.

May 9, 2023

The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA

May 9, 2023

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Clipping Silver

The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name

It’s a case of mistake in identity.

Apr 7, 2023

The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name

Apr 7, 2023

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Clipping Silver

The Land Of The Free Logo

USA Baseball needs a brand makeover.

Mar 24, 2023

Mar 24, 2023

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Clipping Silver

Consider The Pen

You deserve a great pen and great pens deserve to be recognized.

Nov 5, 2021

Consider The Pen

Nov 5, 2021

Singled Out: “Pop” by ‘N Sync

Revisiting the popular singles of yesteryear.

Dec 19, 2016

Singled Out: “Pop” by ‘N Sync

Dec 19, 2016

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Sitcom World

I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman

It gets harder.

Aug 23, 2016

I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman

Aug 23, 2016

50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions for 2015

Your one stop shop for topical mashup Halloween costume ideas.

Oct 26, 2015

50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions for 2015

Oct 26, 2015

The Predictive Text Feature On My iPhone Writes A Short Story

Sometimes stories just write themselves.

Feb 24, 2015

Feb 24, 2015

Joe Petro

Joe Petro

Writer and comedy person in Los Angeles. Founder of Green Bananas: your favorite digital mixtape delivery service. Subscribe → www.mixtapeclub.substack.com

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