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Green Bananas

Mixtape: Woodward

Organ-ized noise for the return of summer and society.

5 min readJun 25, 2021

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Mixtape: Woodward

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Joe Petro
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Clipping Silver

What is Arcturus? (Other Than The New COVID-19 Subvariant XBB.1.16)

The naming of the flu.

3 min readJun 2, 2023

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What is Arcturus? (Other Than The New COVID-19 Subvariant XBB.1.16)

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Joe Petro
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Clipping Silver

The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA

And the uncommon sense of their revolutionary new ad campaign.

6 min readMay 9, 2023

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The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA

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Joe Petro
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Clipping Silver

The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name

It’s a case of mistake in identity.

7 min readApr 7, 2023

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The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name

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Joe Petro
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Clipping Silver

The Land Of The Free Logo

USA Baseball needs a brand makeover.

5 min readMar 24, 2023

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Joe Petro
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Clipping Silver

Consider The Pen

You deserve a great pen and great pens deserve to be recognized.

5 min readNov 5, 2021

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Consider The Pen

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Joe Petro

Singled Out: “Pop” by ‘N Sync

Revisiting the popular singles of yesteryear.

11 min readDec 19, 2016

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Singled Out: “Pop” by ‘N Sync

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Joe Petro
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Sitcom World

I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman

It gets harder.

2 min readAug 23, 2016

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I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman

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Joe Petro

50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions for 2015

Your one stop shop for topical mashup Halloween costume ideas.

16 min readOct 26, 2015

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50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions for 2015

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Joe Petro

The Predictive Text Feature On My iPhone Writes A Short Story

Sometimes stories just write themselves.

2 min readFeb 24, 2015

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Joe Petro

Joe Petro

Writer and comedy person in Los Angeles. Founder of Green Bananas: your favorite digital mixtape delivery service. Subscribe → www.mixtapeclub.substack.com

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